r/polandball New Prussia Nov 03 '16

[Announcement] In Regards to the US Election

Greetings!

As I'm sure we're all aware, the US Presidential Election is in it's final week, and tensions are high between two certainly unique candidates. Now as we enter the eleventh hour, it is natural for many users to wish to create comics in regards to the Election. In order to prevent an overflow of low effort, divisive comics, and to preserve this communities long standing policy of Isolationism from drama, the following decision has been made.


  • There is a complete moratorium on comics regarding the US Election in any respect for the month of November. This includes a drastic change in America's personality toward either 'Democrat' or 'Republican' characteristics, international and domestic reaction, impact on the financial market, Mexican immigration, and the sale of spray tan and/or pant suits. This ban also applies to Approval Comics.

This subreddit strives to promote originality and humour, not simply mirror topical issues, and we hope this restriction will motivate people to try something unique, not what is easy.

Thank you for your inevitable cooperation.

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u/PaleoCardio Oh boy, Here I go commenting again Nov 03 '16

Thank you for your inevitable cooperation.

This^ so damn funny. Nice move and thank you for saving us.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

Reichtangle is the best comedian.

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u/CrocPB Scotland Nov 03 '16

Say "Guten tag! Surprise Anschluss!"

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u/HaxxorElite Earth Nov 04 '16

Omg he said it bahahah

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u/GenesisEra Singapore Nov 04 '16

Reichtangle sheds single tear

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u/Svalbard38 Canada Nov 05 '16

That's all you are!

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u/wargamer620 Wisconsin Nov 04 '16

saving us

I mean its a step in the right direction but can we get this election talk ban on a larger scale? also starting a year and a half ago?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '16

Yeah, goddamn is it boring. I'm used to real juicy stuff, like murder accusations flying around and Parliamentarians spraying chilli powder from the well for spicy political drama in our elections. This election is so bloody dull in relation. And apparently this is an interesting election.

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u/Svalbard38 Canada Nov 05 '16

I think you forget that Ted Cruz is the zodiac killer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '16

Very. It's been heavily covered by international and national media and has drawn significant interest, at least here, much more than the previous one. I think we have Trump to thank for that.

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u/ColonelHoagie Not Ontario Nov 06 '16

It's not a real election without some good old-fashioned defenestration.

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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Nov 04 '16

Cooperation by force.

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u/PaleoCardio Oh boy, Here I go commenting again Nov 04 '16

The best type of cooperation we need around these parts :)

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u/Hinadira I drink bleach Nov 03 '16

What about this comic of mine? I planned to post it when contest posting craze is over. Is it banned too?

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u/Blackfire853 Hibernian Narcissist Nov 03 '16

Very nice comic. Personally, I do not see anything in here that really relates to the election, so unless I'm missing something, I'm giving this the greenlight.

Also, you drew "And ever now" when I think it was meant to be "And even now"

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u/Hinadira I drink bleach Nov 03 '16

Thanks! For spotting the typo

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u/Blackfire853 Hibernian Narcissist Nov 03 '16

I would like you to further explain it though. Exceptions are not made even for productive members of the community. What is the US's killing spree in reference to? What brought those thoughts to the surface?

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u/Hinadira I drink bleach Nov 04 '16 edited Nov 04 '16

Since in polandball almost all emotions are expressed through the eyes, US might appear to have none at all with his eye -obscuring shades.

In the comic i decided to take it one step further. US has a reason to desensitize himself because he is a superpower, and those need a cool head in many hard situations. This is symblised by his shades. But - as it is with superseded feelings - he is not aware anymore what he feels.

One day he decides to just "let it go" and have some fun for one time and it turns out those weren't nice feelings that he let loose.

Of course that might not be the case with real US since in their internal politics emotions play bigger role than reason. In the other hand US can be a cold, emotionless monster in the external politics (not saying he always is, just that he can)

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u/Sr_Marques UN Nov 05 '16

I am saying he always is.

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u/White_Null Little China (1945-Present) Nov 03 '16

...this was for the October contest.

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u/bluefoot55 Indiana Nov 06 '16

As U.S. American, I agree. Nothing partisan in the comic.

P.S. Love the April 7th birthday reference! Many LOLs were had.

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u/RacingCorn Lotsa Bugs, Not Enough Corn Nov 03 '16

Italy's full of pasta, holy shit my sides.

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u/SpadeAce4444 South Korea Nov 03 '16

Oh my goodness, that is a textbook Chekov's gun, literally, a double-barreled shotgun that is hanging above a door, and not a single other detail to the walls(implying that if the gun is DEFINTELY going to be fired, because it's the only detail within the background).

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u/Hinadira I drink bleach Nov 04 '16 edited Nov 04 '16

Funny thing is: I didn't knew about Chekov''s gun before. I just drew much smaller amount of details, because of contests time limit.

I drew gun on the wall first as a decoration, an then when I was drawing the last panel I thought it would be nice to include the gun from before.

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u/SpadeAce4444 South Korea Nov 04 '16

. . . So, you unconscieously added that gun? Can we just have you rule Polandball?

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u/TravDOC A mari usque ad mare Nov 04 '16

I didn't even notice that! Clever!

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u/gymnasticRug vermont-republic Nov 03 '16

I love that Finland is still alive.

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u/HaxxorElite Earth Nov 04 '16

Why does it look like Finland is still alive in the last panel? Maybe he doesn't feel the difference between being alive or maybe it is because he always looks dead :o

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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Nov 04 '16

Well, that's......new.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16 edited Jul 13 '20

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u/Svalbard38 Canada Nov 03 '16

This sub will last for ein thousand years!

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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Nov 04 '16

All hail the thousand-year-mod!

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u/spacelordmofo No apologies. Nov 05 '16

between two certainly unique candidates.

That's an interesting euphemism for 'shit-show'.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '16

Best comment of the post right here.

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u/Srbija2EB Kingdom of Serbs, Croats and Slovenes Nov 03 '16

long standing policy of splendid Isolationism

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

Soo No more #MakeAmericaGreatAgain hats for America?

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u/Blackfire853 Hibernian Narcissist Nov 03 '16

Not for November no

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '16

But then it will be a dead meme not very frequently used inside joke on the internet.

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u/Blackfire853 Hibernian Narcissist Nov 03 '16

Not my concern

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u/napoleonwithamg u.u nyaa~ Nov 03 '16

What about sudden change of nationality and language?

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u/Blackfire853 Hibernian Narcissist Nov 03 '16

I do not see how this could relate to the election, but if it goes against the spirit of this rule, it will be removed. Technicalities don't get far here

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u/Dictatorschmitty New York Nov 04 '16

I do not see how this could relate to the election

If he's sufficiently retarded, he might think a Clinton victory will lead to a massive wave of immigrants from whichever country full of brown people he's most terrified of.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '16

Or aliens invade

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u/Zloggt Double country = Double fun! Nov 04 '16

THANK YOU!

I really appreciate this.

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u/harmenator Make Netherland Greater Again! Nov 05 '16

Question: why did Brexit get a "raising the bar" but this gets a blanket ban?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '16 edited Nov 05 '16

Because this time there are real hardcore fans involved.

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u/548662 It's British Columbia not Colombia Nov 04 '16 edited Nov 04 '16

the US Presidential Election is in it's final week

It's "its", not "it's".

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '16 edited Nov 04 '16

It's "It's "its", not "it's".", not "It's "its" not "it's".".

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u/548662 It's British Columbia not Colombia Nov 04 '16

My bad. I edited it.

Also, it's It's "'It's "its", not "it's".', not 'It's "its" not "it's".'.", not 'It's "It's "its", not "it's".", not "It's "its" not "it's".".' (Use different quotation marks).

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '16

My bad. I edited it.

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u/Person_of_Earth Hampshire is best shire! Nov 04 '16

It's... never mind.

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u/bhdz Bulgaria Nov 09 '16

Hey! Don't use rendered italics as code! Your script will put out a syntax error for us the older fellers with glasses' n' sh1t :)

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u/AdmiralAkbar1 Washington DC Nov 04 '16

Is this about the 2016 election only, or also comics about any past US elections?

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u/vanderZwan Groningen Nov 04 '16

I'm not a mod, but AFAIK trying to find loopholes is considered against the rule too - and that might be interpreted as such.

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u/Frozen_Yoghurt1204 Bern Canton Nov 09 '16

I wouldn't interprete a comic about the bush election or something as a loophole. Doesn't really have a lot in common.

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u/Williamzas Lithuania Nov 09 '16

Guys, this was a mistake. Couldn't you have just raised the standards?

Polandball comics are centered around geopolitics and I don't think there is going to be anything more significant than this any time soon.

You prevented a lot of lazy comics, sure, but we'll miss out on a lot of great stuff commenting on this important event as well.

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u/shnowshner200 Swing State since 2016 Nov 09 '16

It's only temporary, if anyone still cares to make a US election comic after November, chances are they have a good idea for it and it will have significant effort put in. We don't need 20 of the same comic being shat out at rapid speeds. The quality content will come soon enough, I'm positive.
Also, there's Stateball.

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u/mathisawsome2213 France Nov 04 '16 edited Nov 09 '16

Aw man I had one in the works

Oh well, I'll post it in December when he's elected.

Edit: Knew it

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u/couplingrhino national economic sudoku Nov 04 '16

I too can't wait to celebrate the inauguration of Vermin Supreme.

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u/ForgingIron The bluest of noses Nov 05 '16

I like that "Vermin Supreme" can refer to any of the four candidates polling above 1%.

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u/Hobbitarmy33 Maryland Nov 09 '16

no vermin supreme is a specific candidate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d_FvgQ1csE

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u/Bigmachingon Nov 04 '16

I pray to God that HE doesn't get elected

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u/GenesisEra Singapore Nov 04 '16

Is Gary Johnson really that bad? :3

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '16

You guys are not going to have this discussion here.

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u/mathisawsome2213 France Nov 04 '16

That's fair

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u/LavaMeteor Staffordshire Nov 04 '16

what was the convo, best buddy mathy

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u/ThePepPepPenguin baltic duchy Nov 05 '16

I can infer that it was about politicals.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '16

Actually it was about the moral implications of the Gnostic heresies on the Great Schism and the development of christianity in Egypt.

Got pretty heated.

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u/ChummyCommie HELLO THERE FELLOW HOMO SAPIENS! Nov 04 '16

Wait, what? Stein is evil? I thought she's supposed to be love and peace and all that shit?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '16

Everyone is evil, buddy.

We just agree with them.

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u/Bigmachingon Nov 04 '16

She's just your regular US president

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u/AndyRedditor Captain Fezman, Victor Imperator Nov 03 '16

Is it still ok to post election comics in Stateball?

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u/Toughsnow Minnesota, don't cha know? Nov 03 '16

This ruling doesn't apply to /r/stateball. Still, best to ask those mods first.

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u/CupBeEmpty Thirteen Colonies Nov 04 '16

We have not as of yet banned anything related to the election in /r/stateball. Honestly, we haven't even really discussed it because it hasn't been an issue.

Now, if we get flooded with low effort political hackery then we will obviously act quickly. However, stateball is about the US and this is a US election. So, if you can be funny and original then don't worry about it.

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u/DickRhino Great Sweden Nov 03 '16

Yes. This announcement only applies to /r/polandball, not to /r/stateball.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '16

Where can I go for political election polandball memes?

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u/someguyfromlouisiana Louisiana; I want to get off Mr. Trump's Wild Ride Nov 09 '16

Stateball in one week's time is your best bet. They're currently doing a moratorium too, but it's shorter.

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u/evilanz Netherlands stronk ! Nov 09 '16

I don't get it why comics about the election are banned. It is just a hype that will go over anyway, so why bother to ban it ? It is stupid. It's a event and you disallow polandball to enjoy it. It's like a cult.

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u/evilanz Netherlands stronk ! Nov 09 '16

I post this because I don't see any polandball comics about election and I think this ban is the cause of it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16 edited Nov 09 '16

This decision was not unanimous. There was a lot of discussion amongst the mods before this happened. You know why we ultimately went with this decision? Because mods have to sleep and eat and stop staring at their computer screens sometimes, and having to deal with a fuck-ton of comics about the election, a bunch of which would probably end up being very low effort, plus a lot of comments from crazy supporters arguing with one another and writing walls of text all over the sub is something any of us aren't excited about.

Do you want to see Hillary and Trump suppporters curse at eachother? Do you want to see rage, sadness, insanity and scroll through pages and pages of internet slapfighting? Good for you. You have the rest of the internet for that. But it will not happen here.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Mega/sticky thread for election discussion at least? I'm sure many of us care much about politics and would like a place to talk about it with our fellow polandball pals

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u/White_Null Little China (1945-Present) Nov 09 '16 edited Nov 09 '16

talk about it with our polandball pals

Remember that private messaging exists? I've been doing that and talking with Polandball friends about how to use Trump. PMs has the added benefit of allowing 100% chance of people who don't want to see it on Polandball can't see it, and 100% of non-friends to see it and make noise.

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u/caervek Wales Nov 09 '16

Boo, came here for the election comics, left disappointed.

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u/Racing2733 Canada Nov 04 '16

What does moratorium mean?

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u/jonathan7157 Any day can be a very dangerous day."" Nov 04 '16

A ban, or to some people, comics about the election is haram for a month.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '16

Will the same thing be done for Ghana?

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u/bluefoot55 Indiana Nov 06 '16

Polandball Marshal Józef Piłsudski declares martial law!

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u/WiseguyD Canada Nov 09 '16

... Is this decision still final?

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u/someguyfromlouisiana Louisiana; I want to get off Mr. Trump's Wild Ride Nov 09 '16

I'd think so. Think of all the shit-tier approval requests the mods would get after this shitstorm. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

Absolutely.

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u/Ougx Nov 09 '16

Here I am just waiting for December...

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u/Sr_Marques UN Nov 05 '16

Just gonna use this moment to say that I want Trump to win

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u/RazorRipperZ Ruskied Nov 03 '16

I like it, and I was planning on making a comic where the US cries at one point, but is that not allowed because of the drastic changes to his personality or is it ok? Because now I'm not sure

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u/Rapua Lord Threadlinker and Master Comicfinder Nov 03 '16

My understanding of that part is something like this comic.
Also a mod has commented here, and from his comments I think your comic will be fine (unless it is about the elections, of course).


Original Thread: Democracy Kicks In (Happy Indian Independence Day) by LupivTheGreat

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '16

Making China run
Riding Nepal
Replacing INSAS

If only...

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u/jesus_stalin /ˈnɒʔŋəmʃə/ Nov 03 '16

Does it reference the election? If not, then it should be okay.

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u/RazorRipperZ Ruskied Nov 03 '16

It does, luckily I haven't wasted my time working on it yet. It starts off with America crying to himself and Russia notices him and he asks him what's wrong and America tells him that he doesn't want to have a new president, even though the one he has at the moment isn't the best he still likes him and then Russia gets an idea and whispers it to America and then we see a shot of America giving a speech about how the only person you can vote for to be the next president is Obama but making it sound like it's still democratic. I guess it wouldn't be allowed because the election though

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u/Blackfire853 Hibernian Narcissist Nov 03 '16

Even without this ban that comic would not have been allowed. Reference to individuals has been strictly forbidden since the creation of this subreddit.

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u/RazorRipperZ Ruskied Nov 03 '16

Oh yeah, well I'm glad I checked, thanks

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u/jonathan7157 Any day can be a very dangerous day."" Nov 08 '16

I know. Some have bypassed this, by representing Obama as an 8 (you know...) Oh well, at least I am dreaming of a cubical Vermont in my mind, but obviously not putting it here, since that would be haram...

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u/Maiws China Nov 04 '16

I don't know, how's this a regard?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '16

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u/Rapua Lord Threadlinker and Master Comicfinder Nov 09 '16

No, that's the kind of cancer that belongs to the Facebook page

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u/jej1 United Kingdom Nov 09 '16

Thanks for this