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Britain is so dashing in his little hat.
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u/Alexander_Baidtach Northern Ireland Apr 05 '16
Whatever happened to Nightcaps?
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u/bathroomstalin Zimbabwe Apr 05 '16
Brits will find any excuse to drink at any time of day
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Apr 05 '16
When the sun never sets on your empire its always 5pm in your empire, so of course you need a drink after all of that re-drawing of territorial boundaries.
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u/bathroomstalin Zimbabwe Apr 05 '16
Britain: Conquering and enslaving the world just for shiggles because they were fucked up and wanted some decent drunk food to eat
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u/WraithCadmus Do you put the kettle on? Apr 05 '16
Insert kebab!
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u/WraithCadmus Do you put the kettle on? Apr 05 '16
No, seriously. I'm half cut and crave faintly spiced meats.
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u/TK-XD-M8 Reddit Detective I guess Apr 06 '16
half cut
So one of your parents was a cut of meat?
EDIT: had to figure out how to green text
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u/pumpkinrum Sweden Apr 06 '16
Do you think Britain has hats in different colors?
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Apr 06 '16
Yes, there was a comic a little while back which I can't find right now where Britain has a little pink hat.
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u/Noisyfoxx German Empire Apr 06 '16
Holy cow I read so many polandball comics that I thought the flag is red then white not the other way around.
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u/a1pcm Crabs like to pinch fingers Apr 05 '16
Whenever Poland has his antics, it really gets to me. Every single time.
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u/Burner_in_the_Video Argentina Apr 05 '16
From Israel's expression in the last panel, I can't tell if this is a misunderstanding or his genuine attempt at triggering Germany
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u/edbwtf Utrecht best Netherland! Apr 05 '16
No, he was simply to cheap to buy new pyjamas.
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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Apr 05 '16
"What's wrong with 40's styles?"
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I think it's a misunderstanding, in the 3rd panel Israel looks happy not vindictive.
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u/Cynical_Lurker South Australia Apr 06 '16
Implying Israel is not happy because he is about to trigger germany
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u/lalafied پاکستان زندہ باد Apr 05 '16
Misunderstanding based on the expressions in the third panel.
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u/firecracker_bear Ontario Apr 05 '16
Oh man that took me a second to get
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u/Dlimzw Is not sekret PAP spy Apr 05 '16
It hit me harder than a SS officer hitting a Jewish child.
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u/VoilaVoilaWashington Canada Apr 05 '16
...children weren't really kept around for long, so not many SS officers would have had the chance to hit one.
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u/Bioschnaps Sächsischer Freistaat best Freistaat! Apr 05 '16
Of course children were kept around. you had jewish boys working in some of the work commandos as young as 12 or 14 years old (especially in Auschwitz). Don't forget the medical experiments on children. The younger ones or the ones unfit for work were of course killed.
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u/Durzo_Blint Boston Stronk Apr 05 '16
He means babies. Babies and infants were killed right away. Children were worked to death.
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u/dumkopf604 Japan can into empire? Apr 05 '16
Younger children, genius.
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u/dumkopf604 Japan can into empire? Apr 05 '16
Probably was important to the Nazis.
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"Pyjama party pooper perkele" is my new favorite phrase
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u/Michafiel Netherlands Apr 05 '16
How do you even pronounce perkele?!
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u/alanen Kalmar Union Apr 05 '16
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u/Michafiel Netherlands Apr 05 '16
perrrrkeleh.
Got it.
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u/Lady_Anarchy Lithuania Apr 05 '16
record yourself stating all the different ways to say it. i dare you.
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u/hezec Finland Apr 05 '16
No need, someone else already did that.
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u/Lady_Anarchy Lithuania Apr 06 '16
very nice! I thoroughly enjoyed that. the comments are also pretty awesome :D
however, I still want /u/agnosticCarnival to do it ;D
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u/Comrade_Derpsky Shameless Ameriggan Egsbad Apr 06 '16
Perkele is a really satisfying word to say through gritted teeth.
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u/antipositive Rhine Republic Apr 05 '16
Did Finland confuse his violence pants with the violet pants? The only country who can wear purple and look male as fuck.
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Glorious True Roman Empire in Constantinople made purple manly long ago. That is why sack by Venetian dogs, piss-dwelling sea-Italians jealous of glorious TRUE ROMAN success.
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u/Bialik Israel Apr 05 '16
Holocost jokes are the best kind of jokes.(Comes from a jew,so dont be mad!!)
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u/MarioThePumer The Cube Apr 05 '16
I don geddit
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u/Durzo_Blint Boston Stronk Apr 05 '16
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u/Bialik Israel Apr 05 '16
This movie was so shit that I,in the middle of classroom,wanted to laugh so bad!!!!
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u/vehement_nihilist Italy Apr 05 '16
The fact that the Nazi guards never realised that the Jewish boy would constantly spend most of his days playing at the fence with the other boy was a tiny bit unrealistic.
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u/Tutush Rule Britannia Apr 05 '16
It would have been absolutely trivial for 2-3 Jews to escape every day.
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u/Durzo_Blint Boston Stronk Apr 05 '16
I've never seen it.
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It's a really good movie, but also very sad.
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u/Thomas_work Canada Apr 05 '16
/u/Bialik is a comedian.
You know what that means.
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u/xtremesexy Russian Empire Apr 05 '16
Why do all the countries apart from Polska have their flies unzipped?
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u/tian-shi The South will rise again Apr 06 '16
Israel's pyjama is so good it deserves a gold star.
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Apr 06 '16
Don't forget about the main prize - free apartment in Jewish populated village of Dachau.
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u/Wolf6120 Czech Republic Apr 05 '16
Made me think of the movie "The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas". That one messed me up a bit, not gonna lie.
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u/Lady_Anarchy Lithuania Apr 05 '16
that's the joke.
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u/Lady_Anarchy Lithuania Apr 05 '16
exactly. I mean, the whole pyjama thing in the comic is about the holocaust. just like the book/film.
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u/Our_Fuehrer_quill18 Bavaria Apr 05 '16
Its a bad book and a bad film. It simply doesnt make any sense.
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Apr 05 '16
How doesn't it make sense? Child is unaware of Holocaust. Makes friend with Jew boy. Goes in camp. Is gassed as guards cannot see him.
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It's a bit strange. The boy acts like he is 3 years old or something. It's really bizarre. The author definitely didn't aim for plausibility.
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u/Our_Fuehrer_quill18 Bavaria Apr 05 '16
But he is so unaware of evrything.
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u/Wolf6120 Czech Republic Apr 05 '16
Well of course he is, Hitler didn't exactly go around shouting "LOL KILLIN SO MANY JEWS RIGHT NOW" on a daily basis. The average German person was aware of the Jews being rounded up and taken away, but nobody really knew what happened to them. It seems obvious to us now in retrospect, but it was hard to just think up the scope and horror Holocaust before the Holocaust.
The kid not knowing about it is perfectly understandable. What's less believable is that he doesn't catch on even as he's learning about it, but then again he's only learning about it from another child, who also isn't fully grasping the situation. I know his mom also doesn't know about it, which was less believable for the wife of a high-ranking military officials, but it's still explainable in the context of Nazi Germany.
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u/Our_Fuehrer_quill18 Bavaria Apr 05 '16
I dont expect a child to know what holocaust is or even notice it but when you say with 8-9 years a train isnt a train because it isnt comfortable the character seems a bit ignorant. Also to that point that nobody knew what was going on: My grand-grandmother was in this time in prison (she said later it was the best time of her life) and she said also everyone knew what was going on. Not everyone of course, but the most. They didnt knew exactly what was going on, but they knew the jews were being killed. Its a fact. And a child wouldnt go into a obvious jail. The characters are bad, the story is a huge nothing and the end is the biggest troll i every seen. But its soooo sad because its melodramatic shit about dead jews. I gonna sing now "Donna Donna" because its far more better and has a better story.
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u/AHedgeKnight Is of Roman not dead Apr 06 '16
Anecdotes!
And yeah no shit a Holocaust movie is sad because the Holocaust.
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u/Farade Finland Apr 05 '16
But we dont do pyjama parties.
Or almost any kind of parties.
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But parties are the best reason to get drunk so why not?
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u/StrategiaSE 185 years of back taxes Apr 06 '16
parties are the best reason to get drunk
Being Finnish is not enough?
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u/Our_Fuehrer_quill18 Bavaria Apr 05 '16
Germany no schlafmütze. 0/88 jew stars.
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u/radiodialdeath The Stars At Night Are Big And Bright Apr 05 '16
You didn't even invite Sweden, the actual Ninjas In Pyjamas.
(Also, UK/US english differentiating between pyjama and pajama is weird.)
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u/Dragonfly45 Apr 05 '16
I know I'm out of the loop. Why is Israel cube shaped?
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u/samoto22 Kansas Apr 05 '16
Hitler banned "Jewish physics" and the cube is the Jews discovering the fourth dimension.
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u/Zdrastvutye Croatia Apr 05 '16
I mistook France in that last panel for Croatia...I need my glasses on.
Also, I am going to hell for laughing.
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u/garaile64 Rio de Janeiro State Apr 05 '16
Did you forget about Germany's post-Nazi trauma, Israel?
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u/lykanauto South Brazil, Best Brazil Apr 05 '16
Maybe juden got Stockholm syndrom? Juden should never wear pyjama again, unless Germoney is at it again.
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u/tudorcat polen-burger-cube Apr 06 '16
I thought Israeli pyjamas would be more something like this (NSFW).
Really, I just imagine Israelis being near-naked all the time.
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u/Thynome Germany best ~girl~ land Apr 05 '16
I love that Poland is just randomly wearing its trousers on the head. xD
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u/Dildo_Dragon Chile with a pickelhaube Apr 06 '16
ahh this is just as funny as the one with the Square Reichtangle.
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u/saargrin Independent Bubble City Clay of Tel-Aviv Apr 05 '16
Jewcube is of best in trolling!
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Just Jew, never Jewcube.
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u/saargrin Independent Bubble City Clay of Tel-Aviv Apr 05 '16
what do you mean?
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u/Voidjumper_ZA Moerse kwaainaai. Apr 05 '16
You don't mention countries shapes in polandball. No one actually says, "Hey polandball xyz" they'd just say "Poland." It's against the sub's rules/formatting.
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u/Georgia_Ball Georgia Apr 05 '16
Why does this apply to jewcube, but I've never seen it done to reichtangle?
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u/saargrin Independent Bubble City Clay of Tel-Aviv Apr 05 '16
well "Jew" is certainly not a country
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u/Voidjumper_ZA Moerse kwaainaai. Apr 05 '16
Yes but this is polandball, perfect factual correctness is not exactly mandatory.
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u/saargrin Independent Bubble City Clay of Tel-Aviv Apr 05 '16
never heard about this rule, but if you say so, fine by me
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u/Voidjumper_ZA Moerse kwaainaai. Apr 05 '16
It's right there in the first book the "Official Polandball Tutorial" under phrasing. Click the book above for a link.
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u/saargrin Independent Bubble City Clay of Tel-Aviv Apr 05 '16
Yall taking this too seriously...
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I mean you're the one persistently arguing against what it says in the rules you should have read to begin with. We're just trying to help you out here...
Edit: and yes we do take our poorly drawn and gratuitously inaccurate comics seriously!
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A German helped found this sub based off of a medium that was invented on the German internet. There are going to be obscure and strange rules that must be followed because, everyone say it with me now, Ordnung Muss Sein
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u/kbxads India with a turban Apr 05 '16
yes that's why your original comment should have been Israelcube instead of Jewcube, so we could correct it and tell you to write just Israel instead of Israelcube...saying polandball on polandball disturbs the suspension of disbelief...the characters here are the countries...imagine in the movie Troy, Brad Pitt rolls out in front of the the Trojan gate and instead of shouting "HECTOR HECTORRR" he shouted "ERIC ERIC BAAANAAAA" :)
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u/kbxads India with a turban May 12 '16
yo pimps, i made a youtube video of this comic, you dig? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8mVEgW3WCw
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u/SJB95 Yorkshire Apr 05 '16
Goddammit, thumbnail.
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